Apple Tablet finally unveiled
At 1:00 PM EST today, Steve Jobs finally revealed the long rumoured Apple Tablet to a rabid cadre of fans. The long rumoured iSlate, aptly named the iChop, wowed audience members when it was pulled out of Jobs’ backpack, promptly thrown to the ground and pelted with rocks to prove its durability.
Asked what it was good for, Jobs replied that the iChop represented a revolutionary new way to bash food with blunt objects. “With traditional chopping boards, other companies just can’t seem to get it right,” Jobs explained. “Some of them are extremely durable, but have no style at all. Others look alright, but break easily. Ours look good, chop well and never ever break. It’s a win-win situation.”
Jobs, however, was adamant that the iChop isn’t just yet another chopping board.
“The iChop is so much more than just a wooden tablet to bash food on with blunt objects. With a multitude of uses it represents a whole new lifestyle – a dedication to excellence, great products and ponies. You can carry the iChop around, burn it, throw it off buildings, carve your initials into it with a knife or clobber blasphemers who dare suggest that it is nothing more than an overpriced chopping board made from wood hewed by underpaid Chinese carpenters.”
Jobs then attempted to exit into heaven on a cloud, bumping his head on the ceiling in the process.
The iChop
Johan – briljant! Jy het my gekry
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baie dankie! ek sien uit
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lol. Uitstekend.
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demoerin Reply:
January 28th, 2010 at 5:56 am
Daardie laaste 2 paragrawe.. bwahahaha
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"… it is nothing more than an overpriced chopping board made from wood hewed by underpaid Chinese carpenters"
Hahaha … I love it.
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whehe
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hard
alleen: ik zie een congruentiefout
foei!
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watter fout?
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"Some of them are extremely durable, but has no style at all."
kijkt mij te moeten zijn: "but have no style at all"
ofwel: er is geen congruentie tussen het getal van het onderwerp "some of them" en de persoonsvorm "has"
sorry
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*lijkt mij te moeten zijn
(ga ik zelf tikfouten zitten maken, lekker handig)
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my aarde, jy is reg. dankie, ek bring die verandering aan.
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scienex Reply:
January 28th, 2010 at 9:40 am
netjes
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Geniet hom…http://www.cracked.com/funny-3967-ipad/
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Die ding is eintlik baie nifty.
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demoerin Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 7:42 am
Yippeee. Die verlore apple-fan maak sy buiging. lol.
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