Vandat ek kan onthou, is ek geslyp om die edele dissipline van rocket jumping tot in die diepste rete van my syn te assimileer. Hier oefen ek met 'n mop:
Twitter
- Mos is immers mos 'n gemors. http://t.co/kWhYWpur 3 hours ago
- Eish. Hierdie sonbesies rapeer my ore. 8 hours ago
- En ek meen komaan, watter idioot kyk nog porn op 'n televisieskerm? :P 9 hours ago
- OK, hokaai. ICASA is binne hul volle reg om hardcore porn stop te sit. Hulle "sensor" dit nie. Dis bloot die huidige beleid. 9 hours ago
- RT @gussilber: Twitter had better not try to censor South African tweets. Our Constitution guarantees Freedom of Tweet for all. 9 hours ago
- RT @Peet_van_Aardt: I knew it! Racists are dumb people! http://t.co/TFS30NYi 12 hours ago
- As noticed very early by Lakoff, a verb alone cannot be used to determine whether a construction is acceptable. http://t.co/t8AWHefF 1 day ago
- ONS IS DIE BESTE! RA RA RA! ONS IS DIE #@$@# BESTE! RA RA RA! WANT...want...wel...eh...hmmm... 1 day ago
- RT @SexCigarsBooze: It’s often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It’s true… It’s called living. ~Terry Pratchett 2 days ago
- RT @charliehuman: Nothing like a little sacrilege in the morning. Nervana gonna give you up. Nirvana feat Rick Astley - http://t.co/2tgRUNBs 2 days ago